Labour Candidate Carl Morris Impressed With BNP Slogan

Thurrock Labour Party Candidate, Carl Morris, was so impressed with the slogan being used by his biggest rival, he ordered his party to steal it for his own leaflet.


A source close to Mr Morris 59, who is also a Councillor for the Grays Riverside Ward, said that at first Morris was ecstatic believing that the BNP had made a major spelling error in their campaign leaflet.

The Straw man, a name used by people who know him quite well, quickly regained his composure when it was pointed out that his young opponent was actually a woman, hence the term Maid.

Mr Morris was later heared whinging that it was at times like this that he wished he had been born a woman.

A BNP spokesperson said actually Mr Morris would of benefitted by being born half man half woman. Then for once he could do the people of Thurrock a real good favour and go fuck himself.